Augie's Humble Abode "COONS KEEP OUT"
Jun 24, 2013 19:22:51 GMT -8
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Post by Fisherman Augie on Jun 24, 2013 19:22:51 GMT -8
Deep into Mugwort Forest, you come to an old rowboat paddle hammered into the ground. Painted on it reads, "AUGIE AHEAD". As well, nailed to the makeshift sign is an old rusted bucket properly labeled "4 MAIL". Another crude sign; an old board painted with, "COONS KEEP OUT, I MEAN IT!" leans against the base of the paddle.
A dirt path takes you from the main trail-- created by the constant dragging of Augie's rowboat back and forth-- through the trees, where your destination finally comes into view. An old stinky trailer with an even stinkier inhabitant.
If Augie's sitting outside with his shotgun, don't worry, he'll only use it on you if you're small, gray, furry, and threaten his store of fish.
Augie's usually not found at home between 5 a.m. and 8 p.m. as he's out fishing at one of the various ponds within Mugwort Forest, or out at Harvest Goddess Lake, or maybe at the pub getting a drink after a day of fishing. Feel free to leave him a message in his mail bucket or slip it under the doormat. Don't steal his stuff.